It's a Mixed-Up, Muddled-Up, Shook-Up World...
Except for Lia, L-I-A Lia, Li-Li-Li-Li-Lia...
There isn't an NCAA Women's Swimming record that hasn't been smashed by Lia Thomas, a University of Pennsylvania student formerly known as Will, as in Wil(Lia)m, who, as the Kinks used to sing, "walks like a woman but talks like a man." That's because she IS a man… biologically, and is unapologetically reveling in the new records being set. The NCAA is fine with it and the competition doesn't dare utter a peep of protest... in the name of wokeness, college swimming will never be the same.
But why should it stop there? Well, it doesn't... the record breaking begins in secondary schools where testosterone-laden boys are allowed to compete as girls and lay waste to their hopelessly over-matched competition. They're even allowed to use the same locker rooms and showers. To be honest, if that had been an option in 1968, I would have done the same thing except, alas... I was attending an all-boys military academy. If I can even say this anymore... "Boy," a lot has changed since then.
But, as long as gender-bending is being twisted into ever more torturous pretzels, why should men competing as women be confined to academia... how about professional sports? Mind you, there isn't a single athletic competition in which women who identify as men have an advantage, but women's golf, soccer, tennis, and basketball, for instance, all with comparatively low attendance, revenue, and TV ratings, would certainly benefit from an infusion of testosterone.
Imagine the LPGA records that even a currently crippled Tiger Woods, wearing a skirt, couldn't break from the "ladies tee." Who wouldn't want to watch Diego Maradona dye his hair purple and juke Megan Rapinoe out of her Nikes whilst lighting up the scoreboard? And how many women's Grand Slam records would fall if Novac Djokovic grabbed a pink Chrissie Evert model tennis racket and entered the 3-sets-maximum women's draw?
Exaggeration? Hyperbole? That could never happen! Why not?! Anything else would be discriminatory, transphobic, and, in today's wide a-Woke world, totally unacceptable. The International Olympic Committee has already granted male-to-female transgendered athletes permission to compete against biological women. Were the WNBA to forbid LaBronna James from donning a sports bra and scoring a couple hundred points against players not sporting beards would surely be unfair... and cause him to cry like a little girl.
Except, there are no more little girls... or boys either. According to the wide a-Woke, biological sexes no longer exist, one's gender is now a matter of personal choice... it's no longer a fortune at birth. Currently, a person can choose from a pick-list of over 100 different gender identities; laws have been passed that guarantee against discrimination, no matter how far from reality a person's choice may be. It truly has become a "mixed up, muddled up, shook up world."
And so, sports shouldn't be any different... sports CAN'T be any different because the enlightened wokesters amongst us say so. Which is why wokeness should also be a gender choice.
They'd be easy enough to spot. No, it isn't the man-bun; actually, the wider a-Woke a person is, the less likely they're able to do anything other than make excuses and complain.
Which, by the way, is the best way to spot a loser, too.
